What's going on?

I'm fortunate to have some immensely kind readers who send me photos of stuff they think I'll like. Like this:

For the most part they are unerringly accurate in their assumptions about what I'll find stimulating.

All the images in this post are generous donations, reflecting my obsession with chunky men, small penises and strange angles (if not, necessarily, my obsession with body hair, but you can't have everything).

Although maybe an alternative reading is that I'm simply a bit of a slut who fancies anything with a cock? No, that doesn't seem right.