Who's who

This is a treat -- a mega-series of portraits featuring a rather strikingly contrasty couple.

The photographer holds no bars in comparing all their, er, features:

Inevitably, I suppose, they are afflicted with a pair of giant mutant winkies rather than the more normal sized jobs.

Then again, they also have particularly pert arses, so who am I to complain?

Notwithstanding my pervy lusts, there's something rather lovely that comes through in this sequence.

Even the overly artful poses, or the sub-clothing advert shots with weirdly not-quite-matching jackets work:

But it's when we get to the fleshy heart of the matter that this sequence sings:

Although they do have remarkable bottoms...

And I'm not overly sold on this soft focus advertorial style of portraiture:

No, not when you can have the wonderful honesty revealed in the final shot:

Yes, I think that says more about this couple than any number of saccharine, "let's stare moodily into camera" shots. Now I feel like I really know them.