Josh is a lightly-haired hotty, judging by his Facebook pics.
Although he also likes to think of himself as a bit of A Man -- hence the cage-fighting shot:
But Josh is also a bit of a prick. Staggering home drunk in Portland Oregon the other evening, he was desperate for a pee and was caught on CCTV cameras (of course) whizzing into a drinking water reservoir.
So far so idiotic. But that was as nothing compared to the reaction of a water company official, who ordered eight million gallons of water to be drained from the reservoir. Because he thought there would be a "yuck" factor in the towns supplied with water à la Joshua.
The cost for draining and refilling the reservoir is, so far, in excess of $30,000. What does that moronic official think birds do when they fly overhead, or fish as they swim through the reservoir waters, or any amount of wildlife alongside...?
Turns out Josh isn't the biggest prick in Portland (the love even offered to pay for the costs though, since he's currently unemployed (there's a surprise) it might take him some time...). Though he may wish to be renowned as a Top Cage Fighter, Josh will now be immortalised as the drunk who peed in a reservoir. Tough break.
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It used to be rumoured that North West Water had signs around Thirlmere - that gloomy and uninviting 'lake' whence Manchester draws its water - instructing birds to contain themselves as they overflew it. Shame we didn't actually see Josh 'committing a nuisance' as a glimpse never goes amiss!
Man I LOVE spreading my legs for Josh... he is seriously hung and amazing in bed! Seriously. I have some nudes of him if anyone is interested.
Yes please -- my email address is in the top right hand corner of this page!
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