Ashes to ashes

In one of tellylands worst-kept secrets, Ashton Kutcher is slated to replace Charlie Sheen in "hit" comedy series Two and a Half Men.

Ashton began his career as a Top Model, and there's no denying he is very pretty. I particularly like his lips, but that manly nose and those deep eyes don't hurt.

Here he is, posing with Top Lezzer Anne Heche, both of them looking suitably bewildered although clearly Ashton is giving better armpit (it must be all those years of practise as a Top Model):

Despite beginning as a Top Model, Ashton has been a bit reticent in the "showing us your pee-pee" stakes, and we must resort to a vérité shot taken early in his career:

Although there is also the merest hint of a glimpse in his probably under-praised film The Butterfly Effect:

That's all very well, but it's not going to sustain my interest for very much longer.