But closer study of his, er, pudenda revealed a ludicrous cheap trimming trick, designed to make his cock look bigger than it actually is. Trouble is, as soon as you notice it the whole thing looks completely ridiculous. It conveys an impression of him being both self-absorbed and utterly paranoid about the size of his winkie (I just can't get an image out of my head of him standing before the mirror with trimmers getting increasingly anxious and agitated):
Christ, when someone looks as near-perfect as him, it does make you wonder about the mental health of our society that he feels the need to make his perfectly delightful cock appear just bigger. Um... sorry for ending on a down note.
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